May 2013
Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
“I look gaudy because I literally feel like I might be Jesus. Versace helps you...”
– Angel Haze (& Grimes) on Versace at The Fader (via mc1rk)
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“Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual...”
– The Equality Illusion (via lesilencieux)
This is SO goddamn ridiculous, and also appropriate and unsurprising.
(via misandry-mermaid)
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“Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever. We made love just looking at them.”
– Charles Bukowski (via franki-e)
“A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat...”
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Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg (via thisisendless)
FUCK
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I’m just frozen. Absences of women in history don’t “just happen,” they are made.
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river room: “Light In My Loafers”: Le1f's “Wut”,... →
riverroom:
The spectre of homosexuality has haunted hip hop for much of its history, especially since the emergence in the late 1980s of its grassroots core in gangster rap. The construction of hip hop’s competitive and hyper-masculine drive, through its connection with gangs, practices of freestyling and…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrnq4SZ0luc
Adam Sandler Calls Kevin James In 2006: A...
KEVIN: Hello?
ADAM: Kevin? Hey, it's Adam Sandler.
KEVIN: Hey, man! How are you?
ADAM: Good! Good. Big King of Queens fan, buddy! You're funny, man!
KEVIN: Thanks! Aw, that's nice to hear.
ADAM: Yeah, I love your comedy. So funny. Real good, limber, fat stuff.
KEVIN: What?
ADAM: Nothing. Anyway, I was talking to the other Bad Boys of SNL--
KEVIN: --wait, the what?
ADAM: The Bad Boys of SNL. You know, Schneider, Spade, Rock.
KEVIN: Oh yeah, that was the name of a VHS tape, right?
ADAM: Yeah, yeah. It had all of us. Our classic skits. Farley too.
KEVIN: Oh man, Farley, what a talent.
ADAM: I know, bud. So limber and also fat.
KEVIN: What?
ADAM: Nothing. Listen, you wanna do a movie with me? We play guys who pretend to be gay or something. The guys and I were talking. It's time for a new limber fatman. Whaddaya say, Chris?
KEVIN: My name is Kevin.
ADAM: No, totally, Farls.
KEVIN: Dude, what? My name is KEVIN JAMES.
ADAM: Sure, sure. Listen, do you want to make 200 million dollars in the next 10 years?
KEVIN: Um, I think so!? What's the catch?
ADAM: You have to let me and the guys call you Chris and you have to pal around with all of us in our mansions like we've all been friends since the late 80s.
KEVIN: Man, I don't know what's sadder: that request, or the fact that I am 100% in.
ADAM: It's a tie, Chris. Just like the red bowtie you wore in the Chippendales sketch.
KEVIN: Man...
ADAM: Shabbidydoo!
(Sandler hangs up the phone and finishes gluing Kevin's face on a 1993 SNL cast photo. Kevin turns on a DVD of Tommy Boy and starts taking notes).
