Elle Haswell's "Why are you so disgusted? I thought you hated short hair…", 2014 is clearly SO DIFFERENT than your "I thought you said you liked long hair...", 2012 series. I'm excitedly waiting for her take on "Thinking about wanting to be white in 2008 in 2013"
LMAOOOOOOOO IM SCREAMING I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS THE NAME OF HER PIECE OMG I CAN NOT SURVIVE
“I called in a bomb threat once ‘cause I heard Mark Harmon was staying at this hotel. I wanted to see him evacuate and then I stalked him for a year and hit his wife with my car.”—Gretchen, Bob’s Burgers
“Last night just before 9pm, they sent us a warning over the phone that ‘We will bomb the hospital, so you need to evacuate. We insisted that we cannot leave the hospital. Our patients are, all of them, paralyzed, they’re unconscious. They’re unable to move, so we need to stay in this hospital…
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
I use iPeriod on my phone. Otherwise I would lose track.
P Tracker Lite, yo! Every month I’m like “why am I eating everything and just wanting more? I should check my app!” and sure enough, it’s a week before my period. Bonus- you know when you’re ovulating and are more likely to get pregnant.